Deep-fried Prawns with Sliced Albino

"If you had glasses with no lenses, then your lenses wouldn't pop out!"

...Yeah. And I'm supposed to be SMART.

Also, while at camp, I invented the following words:

Misfortunate
Hearinate
Hearinated
Hearinating

I also suggested that our camp supervisor--who has to walk with a crutcj--could tap dance.

Genius you say, which I is one of am. XP

Okay. Whee, my first rant.

So. Karasu. Y'know, from Yu Yu Hakusho? He's that hot crazy bomber dude. He tried to kill Kurama, remember? Personally, I think that he--Karasu, that is--should have lived. He was a FASCINATING character. I mean, it was OBVIOUS that he had MAJOR issues, and his continued presence would have added so much tension! EPSECIALLY if he somehow ended up being around Yusuke and Co. for a while. I mean, seriously, think about it!

But, I digress.

So I just got Diablo II, Lord of Destruction installed on my computer. Whee! I've loved that game since forever!


I don't have the expansion pack installed, though. Boo. But, yeah. Anyway, I'm playing with a Sorceress right now. Her name is Rallia (Rawl-lia) and I wuff her. Sorceresses have Inferno! I did not know that Inferno was such an awesome attack.


For those of you that don't know, Inferno shoots a continuous jet of fire at your enemies for a certain range (it starts out as 3.3 yards) and does a certain amount of damage (it starts out as twenty-to-thirty something) PER SECOND, and you can keep it on until you run out of mana, which is magic-power-stuff. Anyway, it is AWESOME. It is the solution to EVERYTHING. Loko at the following list of situations, and try and tell me that Inferno is not, in fact, the correct answer to each and every one of them:


Horde of monsters attacking you? Inferno. 


A couple of particularly strong monsters attacking you? Inferno.


Boss-monster attacking you? Inferno.


Ridiculously strong unique monster attacking you? Inferno.


Little brother won't leave you alone? Inferno.


Stupid people plaguing you? Inferno.


George W. Bush? Inferno. 


Too much homework? Inferno.


So, as you can no doubt tell, Inferno is awesome. In fact, it is SO awesome that my solution to any and all problems that I may face, real or imaginary, is 'Inferno until the problem is gone.'

By the way, I play a level eleven Sorceress in Normal mode. Would anyone like to play with me? No higher than level fourteen, please. Heh.

I LOVE my iPod. I wanna marry it. Seriously. When I first got it, I didn't use it for, like, a year...Now I'm in love with it. I have it hooked up to my computer speakers, so I have a small stereo-system in my room! This is good, as all my radios break. Heh. 


I am also making Luka a birthday card. 'Cause, y'know, I'm just lame like that. His birthday is July 9, or so he says. He will be twenty-six. Yay Luka! He does Kagerou , which is the best webcomic in existence. Go read it. 


I went shopping yesterday and picked up an AWESOME tank-top. It's orange and has stuff written all over it and it is SLAMMIN'. Even though fat people like me should not wear tank-tops, it still looks cool! Yeah.


I've been reading Questionable Content lately. Go check it out, it rocks.


Blehf. That's it. I'm gonna go and read QC some more now.

Y'know that feeling you get when it's six in the morning and you haven't gone to sleep yet?


Y'know, with the little voice in your head going, "Oh, shit. I haven't slept at all, and it'll be more hours until I can sleep! FUCK!" 


Yeah. That's what's happening to me. 'Cept I can't hear the voice over the throbbing of my head. 


On a side note, I made some 8-Bit Theatre fanart. Because I can't go a single day without destroying all that is good in the world. 


PS: That last link was a link to my hideous, ass-tastic artwork of suckiness. Go look at it.

XD The title's something I saw on the nuklearpower forums. It's cool.

Anyway, when I breathe in, it make my right arm hurt. Why? WHY?!!

I swear, it is an UNHOLY MOUSE OF THE DAMNED™. It never works right. The weight of the cord drags it back, so if I let it go the cursor jumps about a half-inch towards the top of the screen. It randomly stops all the time. I hate it so very, very much. I wish to kill it with fire and never look back.

That's another 8-Bit Theatre reference for you all! Woo-hoo! I was going to never venture near their forums again after making a complete ass out of myself on the subject of a pairing I like, but then people replied and didn't hate me, so now I shall unabandon it! While making up words! Woot!

Warning: Spoilers for X-Men 3 ahead!


I saw X-Men 3: The Last Stand a few days ago. I liked it. Say what you will about no substance and too much death...I liked the movie. Yeah. I really liked that part about all the hot guys wearing tight girl-pants.


I WOULD like to rant about it a bit, though. So, here we go.


Okay, for one thing, they kill Scott, like, ten minutes into the film. What the fuck? I mean, it's all like "Boo-hoo, I am Scott, Jean is dead!!! Now I'm hearing voices, so I shall blast this lake with my magical eyeballs of DEATH!!! Oh noes, the water is boiling frighteningly! Gasp! Fright!"


Then Jean rises up, and it's all like "I am Jean! I live! Woo-hoo! Take off your glasses, Scott! You can't hurt me 'cause I ROCK!"


So he's all like "Okay!" and she takes his glasses off and then it's all like "Woot, I'm back from the dead! Let's make out!"


Then he's dead, and then Wolverine and Storm go after her while Xavier continues to have as much facial expression as a man dying from Botox overdose. SERIOUSLY!! Right up to the point where his skin is dissipating into the air, he's SMILING!! Also, his head is shaped like an egg and that makes me laugh. Woot.


So, they kill Xavier, like, thirty minutes into the film. Woo-hoo.


When they get Jean back, it's all look "I just woke up and I'm in my underwear! Let's make out!" Wolverine totally wants to do her, even though he's gotta be at LEAST twice her age. He doesn't die, but she gets away and later gives Xavier a War of the Worlds treatment while Magneto cowers in front of the sink.


Magneto, the HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR, is the new Hitler. Heil Magneto! Sieg hiel, mein Fuhrer! An' all that shit. I mean, c'mon! Shit! It's insane!


And the humans are just total idiots in this one. They find out how to suppress the X-gene, and they call it a cure. They don't even bother to use something even vaguely politically correct! No, it's 'the cure'! Not 'a way to suppress the X-gene', but 'the cure'!


And so the mutants get all up in arms about it. "We are enraged at the fact that this so-called 'cure' exists and that people can willingly choose to have it! Blargh! We will set you on fire now, because we hate the idea of people having the free will to choose whether or not they want to do something!!" Argh.


The Juggernaut had some of the funniest lines in the movie. He's huge and hairy and his pants are way too tight, and he sounds like he should be over in Britain, drinking tea and eating scones while wearing a suit, complete with top hat and monocle. "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" It is SOOO hilarious.


Then Wolverine has to kill Jean Grey. Oops, sorry, The Phoenix. Jeanie has multiple personalities because of her super power. What the hell? So, he does that. And then everything's fine! Woo-hoo! Bobby doesn't abandon Rogue for Kitty and everything is great.


So, yeah. Good movie. But...whatever. And there's gonna be a fourth one, since Magneto has his powers again at the end. My dad thinks they'll bring Xavier back. It'll take, like, twenty years for his body to reform, and then he'll fight Magneto. 


Only problem is, they were there for the Holocaust. They would have been at least in their very early teens during that time, and that would make them in, at the very least, their seventy-something in the year of '06, which is when I am assuming the movie takes place. In twenty years, Magneto would be DEAD. So, yeah. Whatever.

Silly sleep! I laugh at you! 

Yeah, it's three in the morning again. Or, around there...It's close...It'll probably be pretty close to 2:45 when I finish typing this.

8-Bit Theatrecontinues to own my soul. Read it. 

In other words, I have absolutely no life. I want a webcam. Y'know, for to post videos on YouTube with? Yeah, the internet is my life. Boh3m3 would cry. 

By the way, if you have a neopets account...I have an account under the name bhs_sama. I'm saving up for the Lab Map. If you feel like donating, please do so. Items that would sell for over twenty neopoints that you don't feel like selling yourself are greatly appreciated. Also, if you have an account you're not using, feel free to give me all your NP. Really. I like neopoints. They make me happy.