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All that you love shall be destroyed
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Jun. 15th, 2006 | 11:48 pm
So, I'm a complete and utter loser. I play Neopets in my spare time.
There's this game that I like. It's called Faerie Bubbles, and it wishes to destroy all that I hold sacred.
It's like Snood, if you've played that. If you haven't....Er...Here's a link.Go check it out.
You have to connect different colored little bubbles in combinations of three or more. When you do this, they will disappear. Four or more of these little bubbles will make a combo. When you make a combo, something happens. There are three types of good combos and three types of bad combos. Bad combos do bad things. They make more little bubbles appear. The bubbles are bad. If there's too many of them, they'll touch the bottom of the screen and you will lose.
Sometimes, there are two of a certain type of bubble near the top of the screen, on the side. You can't just aim the little cannon at them. You have to bounce them off another side because there's bubbles in the way.
This bouncing SHOULD result in your bubble flying across the screen and hitting the other two of its type, thus making three in a row and making them all pop out of existence! This is how NORMAL physics works.
NEOPETS PHYSICS™, on the other hand, decrees that the gamer is always wrong. If you think that normal physics applies to neopets games, YOU ARE WRONG. IT DOESN'T. NEOPETS HATES US.
When you try to bounce the bubble off the side, it will end up ON THE COMPLETELY WRONG SIDE. It will bounce UP INTO THE NETHER REACHES OF THE BOX and align itself in such a manner as to screw you so hard that your internal organs implode.
And if they decide that normal physics should be turned on again...well...
THEN the bubble will be SUCKED OUT OF THE BOX and DESTROYED, and you will NEVER SEE IT AGAIN!!
NEOPETS WANTS TO DESTROY ALL THAT WE HOLD SACRED!! Its games operate by the UNHOLY PHYSICS OF THE DAMNED™!!! IT WANTS TO PILLAGE OUR TOWNS, KIDNAP OUR CHILDREN, AND RAPE OUR WOMEN!!! IT WILL DESTROY YOU!!! IT'S AFTER OUR BLOOOOD!!!
Yeah. I'm having a few problems with the game.
There's this game that I like. It's called Faerie Bubbles, and it wishes to destroy all that I hold sacred.
It's like Snood, if you've played that. If you haven't....Er...Here's a link.Go check it out.
You have to connect different colored little bubbles in combinations of three or more. When you do this, they will disappear. Four or more of these little bubbles will make a combo. When you make a combo, something happens. There are three types of good combos and three types of bad combos. Bad combos do bad things. They make more little bubbles appear. The bubbles are bad. If there's too many of them, they'll touch the bottom of the screen and you will lose.
Sometimes, there are two of a certain type of bubble near the top of the screen, on the side. You can't just aim the little cannon at them. You have to bounce them off another side because there's bubbles in the way.
This bouncing SHOULD result in your bubble flying across the screen and hitting the other two of its type, thus making three in a row and making them all pop out of existence! This is how NORMAL physics works.
NEOPETS PHYSICS™, on the other hand, decrees that the gamer is always wrong. If you think that normal physics applies to neopets games, YOU ARE WRONG. IT DOESN'T. NEOPETS HATES US.
When you try to bounce the bubble off the side, it will end up ON THE COMPLETELY WRONG SIDE. It will bounce UP INTO THE NETHER REACHES OF THE BOX and align itself in such a manner as to screw you so hard that your internal organs implode.
And if they decide that normal physics should be turned on again...well...
THEN the bubble will be SUCKED OUT OF THE BOX and DESTROYED, and you will NEVER SEE IT AGAIN!!
NEOPETS WANTS TO DESTROY ALL THAT WE HOLD SACRED!! Its games operate by the UNHOLY PHYSICS OF THE DAMNED™!!! IT WANTS TO PILLAGE OUR TOWNS, KIDNAP OUR CHILDREN, AND RAPE OUR WOMEN!!! IT WILL DESTROY YOU!!! IT'S AFTER OUR BLOOOOD!!!
Yeah. I'm having a few problems with the game.
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