Deep-fried Prawns with Sliced Albino -

"If you had glasses with no lenses, then your lenses wouldn't pop out!"

...Yeah. And I'm supposed to be SMART.

Also, while at camp, I invented the following words:

Misfortunate
Hearinate
Hearinated
Hearinating

I also suggested that our camp supervisor--who has to walk with a crutcj--could tap dance.

Genius you say, which I is one of am. XP